How to be a failure

I’ll be honest, I feel like a failure about 85% of the time. Whether it’s about exercise, eating sugar, or more generally and nebulously as a writer….it is a problem. I don’t think I’m alone in this. I firmly believe that, if you have a particular thing you want to achieve, and that thing is…

A letter to young creative types

Hey there! Whatcha up to? Maybe you’re still at university, dreaming of being an artist/writer/musician/actor, but becoming aware that those are not considered ‘proper’ jobs, and that the university career department will try to steer you towards the kind of companies where everyone dresses in grey and they hold dispiriting receptions around bowls of crisps to…

A new leaf

Apologies for that terrible pun. My de-cluttering has gone well – so well I’m actually finished now except for papers and notebooks, which will take forever because there are literally 25 years of ideas in there. Marie Kondo says to take six months but I decided to take three weeks because: impatience. And also I…

Are you ready to be published?

Back to another writing post this week. Updates on the rest of my projects – my skin looks pretty good, though I wouldn’t say my life had changed just yet. And my flat is slowly but surely getting decluttered. I think I’ve gone a bit mad with it as I just took my curtains down…

My bathroom cupboard is my life

Everyone’s going crazy just now for the ‘KonMarie’ method – i.e. the Japanese tidying-up guru who has a book out called Spark Joy. I recently read her previous book The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up. Now, who can resist a bit of life-changing magic? I think that’s what keeps me so hooked on self-help and self-improvement…

New year, new blog – new skin?

Happy 2016! As I have been thinking it was a new year since about September, I have adjusted to this quite well. And as an obsessive list-maker and general life-improver, I feel very at home in January. Welcome to my world, everyone else! Lists are for life, not just for January! I spend enormous amounts…

What to get the writer in your life

What to get the writer who has everything? Books are risky, as we’ve already read everything and more beside. Hobbies? Don’t be silly, we don’t have any, we are too busy staring out the window and frowning. So, if you’re stuck, here’s my last-minute gift ideas for the scribbler in your life. -Stationery. You can…

Why a book is like a loaf of bread

I accidentally used this metaphor while speaking to a student the other day, and the more I think about it, the more it holds true. When you make bread, something miraculous happens. A bowl of lumpy gloop is transmuted into an entirely different thing- different state, different matter, different texture and taste and smell. When you…

The Silent Dead

Today I have a book out. When my first book came out, in 2012, it was one of the most exciting days of my life. Today will be a largely normal day, except for that I hope people will be able to start reading The Silent Dead. I think there’s some essential part of being…

How to just keep going, and going

It’s now November 13th – how are all you NaNoWriMo-ers getting on? (That’s National Novel-Writing Month to those not in the know, which happens to be NOW). I have 15,000 words, which is not up to NaNo standards but ahead of my own target of 1,000 a day, and I’m pretty happy with it. Already…